Wait, is that really actually true that in America you cannot leave your child alone? You’re legally obligated to get a babysitter?

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

Stopping time does not appeal to me because I can’t imagine how you would supposedly e able to manipulate objects if time was standing still. I mean, how are you gonna write a book? A computer is out of the question and there’s a whole lot of things that should happen with a pen, like the ink going down and the ball spinning and all. You could think of being surrounded by a timeflow bubble but that’s kinda stretching it. Think of breathing, also!

teleportation 4 life

lychgate:

when a natural disaster happens to a country and people draw fanart of that hetalia character in pain

image

carpe-diem-rah:

My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

ritasv:

Tewkesbury 058638_ by Steven Moss. www.photosm

ritasv:

Tewkesbury 058638_ by Steven Moss. www.photosm

rtrixie:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

How come whenever feminists pretend to be an MRA or an anti-feminist they say “Rape should be legal” when has ANY MRA or anti-feminist said that?

I wonder how they can seriously believe that anyone is going to fall for their trolling. 0/10

rtrixie:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

How come whenever feminists pretend to be an MRA or an anti-feminist they say “Rape should be legal” when has ANY MRA or anti-feminist said that?

I wonder how they can seriously believe that anyone is going to fall for their trolling. 0/10

rtrixie:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Germany is actually the hardest country to get your license in.
TWO MORE WEEKS AND I SHALL HAVE MINE (hopefully)
never again



Is that something uncommon? I would have thunk that first aid training when getting a driver’s license is a standard procedure anywhere.

rtrixie:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Germany is actually the hardest country to get your license in.

TWO MORE WEEKS AND I SHALL HAVE MINE (hopefully)

never again

Is that something uncommon? I would have thunk that first aid training when getting a driver’s license is a standard procedure anywhere.
One year ago today the US senate killed the gun control bill

kriegsschiff:

americas-liberty:

youdontevenguns:

oldschoolvinny:

Because we believe that good guys with guns is the best way to stop shootings from happening.

Since then, we had shootings in the Washington Navy Yard and Fort Hood. Two places full of good guys with guns, and people still get killed.

Good job America. Can’t wait for the next big shooting to happen by the end of the year.

This post is garbage

The Washington Navy Yard and Fort Hood are both gun free zones… there were no good guys with guns to stop these shootings. Your argument is flawed.

OP is making me angry for being so stupid


sicckgirl:
Yesterday I gave a controversial presentation at school for my senior project. This is me in action.

sicckgirl:

Yesterday I gave a controversial presentation at school for my senior project. This is me in action.