I shall not suffer a fly to live.

jennygreenteethswamp:

Zombies Ate Her Brain - The Creepshow.

There are no words that could ever begin to express the hate I feel towards flies.

It’s funny because it’s true.

It’s funny because it’s true.

I’m trying to get my girlfriend into Venture Bros and lemme tell you do these first couple of episodes suck or what.

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

polish people when they drop something: kurwa

polish people when they win a board game: kurwa!!!

thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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My :D

fat rolls instead of gender roles :^)

mają rozmach skurwysyny

mają rozmach skurwysyny

mcsnezspicedlatte:

yayforkayla2:

babushka—nipples:

aceofsnakes:

you can talk about equality all you want but I’ll still feel that men are expendable and women should be protected at all costs

guess I have internalised misandry

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Another example of a bigot. Good job, OP. You’re a fucking loser.

I love how people seem to misunderstand this post.

Do they think I’m some kind of crazy feminist?

Sure hope so!

the-pietriarchy:

fallout music is my religion

cosmicbushell:

Girl falls in love with boy. Boy is a villain, doesn’t share her feelings. Girl kills everyone with a dissolvo ray. It’s a classic love story.

cosmicbushell:

Girl falls in love with boy. Boy is a villain, doesn’t share her feelings. Girl kills everyone with a dissolvo ray. It’s a classic love story.

nadir5000:

H.R. Giger

nadir5000:

H.R. Giger