whatshouldgamerscallme:

When someone randomly attacks an NPC without trying out diplomacy:

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We always try to say “hello” to everyone and have a little chat and then they start attacking us D:

Like, we were just passing through your sewer temple, rat people, no need to be rude.

PRAISE BE TO GREAT JESUS SON OF MARY WIFE OF JOSEPH AND TO SWEET JOSEPH HUSBAND OF MARY BUT NOT FATHER TO SWEET JESUS
Our brave Milites Christi have actually managed to bring Greater Poland, a big part of our ancestral Slavic homeland, back under the sign of the Cross. Glory be to the holy banner of the white eagle and the silver lion.
This victory would not have been possible if it were not for the pagan hordes being occupied by internal strife within the heathen Magyar realm and the glorious Papal crusade to reclaim Sicily.
Not long later, the Mohammedans started a Jihad to tear Anatolia away from the Hungarian realm. It is good to see the turanic invader finally weakened and falling apart.

PRAISE BE TO GREAT JESUS SON OF MARY WIFE OF JOSEPH AND TO SWEET JOSEPH HUSBAND OF MARY BUT NOT FATHER TO SWEET JESUS

Our brave Milites Christi have actually managed to bring Greater Poland, a big part of our ancestral Slavic homeland, back under the sign of the Cross. Glory be to the holy banner of the white eagle and the silver lion.

This victory would not have been possible if it were not for the pagan hordes being occupied by internal strife within the heathen Magyar realm and the glorious Papal crusade to reclaim Sicily.

Not long later, the Mohammedans started a Jihad to tear Anatolia away from the Hungarian realm. It is good to see the turanic invader finally weakened and falling apart.

rtrixie:

I want to bring back public executions. You have outlibertarianed the libertarian.
i am become ron paul, the freedomer of freedom
yes

yes

priceofliberty:

If ever there was a picture to demonstrate how much of a hypocritical sham this protest is, it’s this.

i seriously wouldn't bitch about white people being oppressive if i were (half) japanese. you're comedy gold, m8.

planetfucker:

fake-tumlbr:

maletearsandmisandry:

are you saying my identity isn’t valid because i’m mixed race?

also fyi: ‘mixed race’ doesn’t mean ‘half white’

i’m half japanese half cree. i do not have ANY white ancestry and you’re trash

lmfao i was referring to the oppression caused by the japanese, moron. 

Nanking was a lie. Unit 731 never existed. Durrrr

>die of laughter

>continue laughing forever in skeleton hell

rtrixie:

mavenmemnon:

Just to provide a little context for non-US tumblrs; this is an ad I got in my sunday paper, next to adverts for jeans and blenders. This is how prolific gun-culture is in the States. I should note it’s illegal to advertise cigarettes and alcohol in most print media.

I’m German, and I’m okay with this. Why treat inanimate objects with fear?
Also pretty sure that we actually have laxer laws for buying guns online over here.

Legit jealous.

rtrixie:

mavenmemnon:

Just to provide a little context for non-US tumblrs; this is an ad I got in my sunday paper, next to adverts for jeans and blenders. This is how prolific gun-culture is in the States. I should note it’s illegal to advertise cigarettes and alcohol in most print media.

I’m German, and I’m okay with this. Why treat inanimate objects with fear?

Also pretty sure that we actually have laxer laws for buying guns online over here.

Legit jealous.

dutchster:

a bunch of kids trying to lure adults into their white van with taxes and briefcases

That’s like trying to lure kids using homework.

paradise1294:

Nazgul

paradise1294:

Nazgul

winterduck:

HUR DURF MY MOM/DAD/other family member HIT ME THEY NEVER STOP PLEASE FEEL BAD FOR ME

Every one of these posts I see like this make me think fuckface did it for attention.

My mother and father were rather mean. They beat me everyday. I got tired of discipline so I had to run away. Took a bus, down to Hollywood’s world renowned plastic surgeon. Paid a man to stick a knife in my face, make me look like Vincent Price.